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Holistic therapy with a hint of magic 

Holistic healing nurtures the mind, body, and spirit as one. When our spiritual wellbeing is overlooked, it can affect our emotional and physical health too.

At Wonky Witchy Wellness, I offer intuitive tarot readings and aromatherapy massage in Milton Keynes to help you relax, realign, and reconnect with your inner magic.

In-person sessions are available in Milton Keynes and the surrounding areas. Online tarot readings are available worldwide.

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Relax, refresh, and restore with a lymphatic drainage aromatherapy massage.
Enjoy a mobile massage in and around Milton Keynes, tailored to you, leaving your mind, body, and spirit feeling renewed 💚

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Magical and healing, tarot offers wisdom for mind, body, and spirit.
Together, we can unpack your questions and find clarity with an intuitive tarot reading in Milton Keynesonline via Zoom, or via Voice Note 💫

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About Aromatherapy

Why Aromatherapy?

It's so much more than just smelling good... Essential oils penetrate the skin and enter the bloodstream, stimulating specific organs and areas of the body to evoke different effects. They have been used for hundreds of years as a complementary medicine because they help to soothe physical pain, support a clearer mind and manage various unwanted symptoms.

All plants, like humans emit their own unique energetic frequency, as such essential oils are also a key part of many spiritual and magical practices, often used when anointing candles or other tools to enhance a spell's potency and/or intention.

Some of the many health benefits of essential oils have been listed below.

The fact they smell amazing is just an added bonus! 😘

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Digestion

Sweet Orange when blended with Black Pepper has been known to help soothe the symptoms of IBS. Whilst Fennel can help get things moving again if we're feeling a bit backed up! 

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Women's Health

PMT, menstruation and  menopause all come with their own imbalances and challenges, which vary from one woman to the next. Oils like Neroli, Geranium & Clary Sage have been known to help relieve symptoms and restore balance.

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Fatigue

When struggling to get a good night's sleep, calming Chamomile may help. On the flip side, Grapefruit is incredibly stimulating and can help give us a much needed wake up boost.

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Aches & Pains

One of the most common uses of essential oils is to soothe bodily aches and pains through massage. Using oils like Lemongrass, Peppermint and Ginger can help achieve this.

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Detoxification

Bergamot can help draw out toxins and give our skin a good cleanse. Eucalyptus can work wonders cleaning out our sinuses, and Juniper can stimulate the brain helping to support a clearer mind.

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Stress

Stress and anxiety often come hand in hand. Oils like Lavender, Rose and Jasmine can help our body & mind to unwind.

Essential oils should always be diluted in a carrier substance with the correct quantities to avoid overdosing.

Please be mindful that some essential oils can be dangerous, particularly if you are pregnant or suffer from certain health conditions. They can also be toxic to pets, so it is wise to do your research before using them to ensure your safety and the safety of your fur babies!

Aromatherapy is a complementary therapy and should never be used as a replacement for modern medicine. Always consult a doctor regarding any health concerns you have before treatment.

About Tarot Readings
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Intuitive Tarot Readings

I have been reading the tarot for over half a decade. From the moment I held my first deck, I felt an undeniable power in the cards, almost like I was unlocking a long-forgotten universal secret.

The tarot has been a trusted guide through many key milestones in my life. One pivotal moment being my divorce. The cards revealed what was coming before I had accepted it myself, offering the clarity, strength, and validation I needed to navigate the challenges ahead, whilst supporting me with my rebirth.

For me, tarot has been a form of spiritual therapy, and now I channel that magic into helping support others. If you’re at a crossroads, navigating grief, or simply seeking guidance, I offer intuitive tarot readings in Milton Keynes and online tarot readings worldwide to help you find clarity, insight, and direction.

I would love to help you uncover the wisdom that the cards hold for your path ✨

Testimonials

I can’t recommend Chloe enough. She’s not just an aromatherapist or tarot reader; she’s someone who genuinely cares about helping you feel your best, inside and out. Every time I see her, I feel more grounded and at peace. If you're looking for a truly personalised and effective aromatherapy experience, Chloe is the one to see.
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About me
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Chloe Evans - Holistic Healer, Tarot Reader & Wonky Witch

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Hello you beautiful soul...

Thank you so much for visiting me here, in my happy place.

 

I'm a neurodivergent, queer, wellness practitioner and (slightly bonkers) wonky witch from Milton Keynes! I adore animals - especially cats - and getting out in nature. I love to help people heal using the magical energies and gifts of the natural world. I carry out mobile massage therapy, and in-person tarot readings, in Milton Keynes and the surrounding areas.

Sometimes life can really get us down, particularly with the pressures in our modern world. Whether you're struggling with pain, addiction, stress, mental health issues, grief, a spiritual block, or even a combination of all these things, I'm here to support you on your healing journey. My complementary therapies and spiritual practices work alongside modern medicine to help you heal in mind, body and soul. 

Wonky Witchy Wellness is your magical, holistic guide to falling in love again and again - with yourself, the universe, and all the living things around you.

This is a safe space to celebrate your uniqueness and find peace amidst all the chaos. I combine holistic therapy techniques, with the divine magic of the universe, to create a unique healing experience.

 

I offer bespoke holistic therapies tailored to your personal needs and budget, helping you feel strong, empowered, and truly at home in your own skin. Happiness and fulfilment should be a right, not a privilege. It's my mission in life to help beautiful souls like you access that. 

Ready to unlock your magic? I would absolutely love to hear from you. You can contact me by using the 'Enquiries' button below, via social media: InstagramFacebook, and TikTok or via Email.

 

Even if you don't feel like talking, you are welcome to stay here as long as you like.

 

You are not alone 💚

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